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After one of the most memorable New Year’s I’ve had, it was time to head off to Brussels.

And another train station, another debacle. You see, it doesn’t matter that we got there a full hour before the train departed at 8AM (quite an accomplishment after last night’s New Year’s). Why? Because I had forgotten to pick up our tickets in France. You know, when we nearly missed the train to Amsterdam.

I pre-ordered our tickets in France, which meant we could only pick it up there. This dawned on me as the ticket machine failed on me once again. The lady manning the ticket counter expressed her sympathies, but I still had to purchase three new tickets at full price. Ouch. She offered to book tickets to the train leaving in two minutes. The thought bubbles rose from my head of the last time we tried to catch a train with only two minutes and I refused. I didn’t tell Alan or Ezeibe of this oversight until a good week after the trip out of shame.

Brussels got off to a bad start, when the three of us spent a good half an hour trying to figure out how to get to the hotel. Alan believed we could walk. I thought a metro would be more fitting. Ezeibe wanted to get a cab. Ezeibe won out, and it was a good decision, as the hotel was miles away from the train station. In the process, Ezeibe accused Alan of being a racist while cab driver and I stared at each other uncomfortably.

We stayed at a Starwood Le Meridien hotel in the heart of the tourist area. Great location, fancy hotel, except I booked the room for two instead of three (I actually had no choice). I was too chicken to ask for an extra cot because of our reservation thinking that I might get charged more. I volunteered to sleep on the floor the remainder of the trip because the other two were too diva about their sleeping arrangements.

Unfortunately, almost everything was closed because it was the day after New Year’s. Hungry from traveling, we basically chose the first restaurant that sold food. It ended being a big but cramped cafe that served delicious Belgian waffles and frites. The Belgians, much like the Dutch, know how to make fries. I can’t stress how much I miss them.

The streets were definitely quieter, and that silence had its own charms. We saw Royal Palais, the big plaza with these insanely ornate facades surrounding it. Behind those facades, nothing really struck our fancy or was closed.

Alan snaps a few picks of Royal-Palais. This square is the definition of ornate.

And therein lies our issue. After seeing two amazing cities with spectacular scenic views and cultural museums, Brussels really couldn’t measure up. I think we would have been more impressed if we started off here, but by Day 15, it was simply charming, not really cathartic.

If you ever go to Brussels, you will inevitably go to the pissing statue, Mannekin-Pis. I can tell you to no end that it is a huge disappointment, but you will still go. It happened to me, it will happen to you. The issue is that Brussels markets Mannekin-Pis to all get out, that you’re brainwashed into believing that this tiny fountain is a must-see. Only in Brussels can a statue smaller than a bedside lamp of a little boy peeing can be a major tourist draw. It’s an interesting case study on how to attract stupid tourists, I’m sure.

Unofficial slogan: No, really, that's it. Now go buy a keychain.

Really, that’s all we saw. We chilled in a cool bookstore/record shop for a bit, thought about going to a beer museum, but otherwise, we were scratching our heads what to do next. Ezeibe’s answer was charging my hotel room with 20€ internet. My and Alan’s answer was to drink at the local Irish pub a few blocks away. That pub was awesome because of their strong Belgian beers, European football matches, and the fact that karaoke happens most evenings. No, we didn’t go to karaoke. Yes, I regret it.

For dinner, we ate at Le Cap, on the recommendation of the concierge. Apparently, it was a pretty trendy restaurant that served local Belgian cuisine at a very reasonable price. We all walked out of dinner fairly pleased with the recommendation. Ezeibe even tried a mojito.

Have you ever done something you thought was so spectacularly indulgent it made you ill and super-excited to be you at the same time? Well, I just did last night when I booked a round trip flight to Sydney.

It’s official. My next big vacation adventure is to Australia. I had talked it up this to the point of either committing or ruining friendships and credibility. And so, I pulled the trigger last night. $922 from NYC to SYD on Qantas. You got to admit, that’s a pretty stellar deal.

I still have a LOT more planning to do, money to spend, and tours/hotels/passes to book before I take off. And I got plenty of time, I’m not leaving until October, but the anticipation of knowing that I’ll be halfway around the world will keep my eyes on the prize for the rest of the year. One week by myself (not really) in the Outback, one week with Adriane in Tasmania. More or less.

Fun fact I learned: Australia is about the same size as the US. You would never think so on a map, but I’m learning that I will be spending a LOT of time on planes this time around.

Not worth saying anymore on this blog until I actually go, but get pumped. If this blog falls off the face of the earth for the next few months, I’ll at least have something come October.

Now if I can only finish documenting this Europe trip before then…

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Originally uploaded by nornnyweb.

She’s a cutie, no? I cannot wait to get home.

Bored at airport. Missed my connection, have been stuck here all morning and afternoon. Should have gone into Atlanta for brunch, but didn’t want to risk missing my standby flight. Turns out it was overbooked anyways because they switched planes to a smaller aircraft. Foiled again.

Wow, I swear, I am about a week away from finishing this series. I’m not going to stop now. But yes, I realize the relevance of this trip has worn off, as I’m writing about New Years three months after the fact.

This felt like two days in one because day and night were literally like…day and night. I will divide this post as such.

The Day:

The day started off routine enough. The three of us wandered aimlessly for miles trying to find breakfast. We walked so long, passing plenty of dining establishments once again, that it soon turned into lunch. We eventually all settled on this great little cafe that was still serving breakfast food. From the window, you could see rows of Belgian waffles with all sorts of toppings. That was inviting enough for us. It was a hipster crowd, I had a lovely egg sandwich, and there was seemingly out-of-place R&B soul baby-making music playing. According to Ezeibe and Alan, just weird music to listen to while eating breakfast. Whatever, it made me love the place more.

Then, we walked over the museumplein, a square similar to Washington D.C. Mall where all the major museums are. Alan nearly lost his life again when he stood in a bike lane and nearly got run over by a girl. There was ice skating going on. It looked fun, I wanted to do it, but didn’t. We took photos like good little tourists on the “I Amsterdam” sculpture. Being the excellent photographer that I am, I didn’t get a shot with the entire phrase. The size of the thing and the placement of tourists with the same idea kind of made that difficult. Short rant: I realize “I Amsterdam” is supposed to be a cute pun and all, but it’s not even grammatically correct.

Alan humps a Dam

Total tourist trap, this sculpture. There will always be at least one person ruining your shot every time. My Flickr pool proves it.

Surprise! Alan and I went to another museum. This time, it was the van Gogh museum. We thought the wait to get into the Orsay was bad, but we hadn’t been to this museum yet. We were outside for a good hour in 0 degree weather with snow flurries. By the time we got to the ticket counter (by the way, this museum is muy overpriced), I could barely open my wallet and pull out my credit card. Hands frozen, legs stinging. One hour before, Ezeibe took one look at the line that stretched far across the plein, attempted to wait with us for five minutes, and instantly decided he wanted nothing to do with that shit. I believe he took the metro/trolley back home, the one we followed on foot for a good mile rather than actually ride, much to Ezeibe’s chagrin).

The van Gogh Museum was pretty extensive for such a small little place. It had quite a collection of his masterpieces, and a cool sponsored exhibit on how scientists and art analysts conclude that something is an authentic van Gogh. What I liked was how the floors and pieces were arranged to tell his life story and his growth as an artist. It had English explanations, which was nice too. I became quite the hypocrite of the same type of tourists I hate when I snapped pictures all throughout the museum. I thought it was odd that no one was doing the same. After a guard nearly confiscated my camera, it was then I realized no photography was allowed inside the museum. Good times.

Illegal shot #1.

Illegal Shot #2...You know you're becoming an art snob when you see this painting and it's almost as breathtaking as the scenery in the Cardona.

After that, we took a short stroll to the Heineken factory tour, but that too was overpriced, so we shrugged and walked back home instead. On the way, Alan went inside a tourist shop to look for a present for people back home. Suddenly, my eyes honed in on…fake BLING!! I bought a neck chain with an oversized cash money sign that spun like rims. Alan left me in disgust. That 10 euro purchase was worth every penny, I don’t care what people say. My trip was complete.

The tour seemed like a rpioff, but Heineken does taste MUCH better in its home country.

Night:

So Ezeibe decided he would stay in and run out as it got closer to New Year’s. This may sound mad lazy, but to be fair, the main square really was only a few blocks up. I, however, was not about to be denied a good seat at this New Year’s experience. And Alan just wanted to get out of our hotel room. So 7PM rolls around, and we’re already out circling Dam Square, the Times Square equivalent of Amsterdam, except replace all the billboards and bright lights with cobblestone streets, old buildings, and a phallic statue. Practically the same thing.

Much earlier in the day. It's...about...to...go...down.

Miraculously, while circle the square, we find a nice bar/restaurant that isn’t a weed cafe or infested with a million revelers. A rare establishment indeed in Amsterdam. We had a variety of the standard bar grub: greasy chicken wings, greasy spring rolls, and a bunch of those delicious greasy fries. In hindsight, we probably shouldn’t have left that restaurant so soon, because it was a pretty chill atmosphere. We had a great corner table right on the windows so you could see all the revelers walking up and down the street. I got mad anxious that the square would be filling up (it wasn’t, it was barely 8PM).

So the square was bustling, but there was far from a crowd yet. We strolled the alleys and streets of the Red Light District to kill more time. Why not get some window shopping done, amiright? So let’s back up to the day before. Our first visit to the Red Light area was kind of disappointing, borderline traumatic. It was only late afternoon, and clearly the pimps did not bring out their freshest selection yet, ifyouknowwhatimean. What we saw was a horrifying display of uggos and transvestites (maybe Alan just took the two of us down the wrong alleys, but it was man-central up in there). I think it might’ve crushed Ezeibe’s spirits as he had been looking forward to the Red Light District for days previously. The night of New Year’s Eve, the girls were much better quality (too bad Eze wasn’t there to enjoy the view). Unfortunately, the amount of douchey fratboys and creepy old men ogling these girls made me feel dirty by association. Way to kill the mood, fellas.

Also crazy, fireworks. I hate fireworks. But the locals light them up everywhere once the sun disappears. We had to watch out for dicks that would light, then kick firecrackers at unsuspecting crowds of people.

Dam Square was the only relatively safe spot from all of the fireworks. There was still a bit of time left, but crowds were gathering and they had opened up the main stage and pit. Perfect time to just get a good spot and start people watching. Alan and I camped right behind a rotating aerial camera platform (you know the one that hovers and glides above the crowd as they all wave like lemmings). The barrier around the platform gave me a good view of the stage without being in the pit. We were facing the other direction of the stage mostly watching people avoid standing next to us. I wouldn’t want to stand behind Alan either. It didn’t help he was next to a dumpster and camera platform.

The crowd starting to gather. We were much further up by the time we settled on a spot.

Our spot next to a dumpster. No one wanted to stand within 5 feet of Alan. Alan also spent the night dodging flying beer bottles. Still...amazing view of the stage.

Dam Square with Phallic Statue. This was the crowd at around 10'ish. It increased in size exponentially each minute.

10:30 or so, the show begins. At this point, Dam Square doubled in population. Highlights from Amsterdam’s New Year’s Spectacular:

1) The same three ads/spots play on the jumbo screens at each commercial break. We could have made a drinking game out of it, had we thought to bring drinks.

2) A guy who Alan dubbed “DJ 90′s Hip Hop” played sets in between the main acts. He should have performed the entire night.

My new favorite person.

3) The main headliners were Alain Clark, Blof, and Anouk. Yes, that Anouk from the iPhone commercials. Of the three, only Blof sang in Dutch. They are the Dutch U2, apparently. They had some admittedly nice rock anthems. The crowd went nuts for them. I thought Anouk was pretty hot, I only realized later she’s a bit of a cougar. Alain Clark seemed really generic blue-eyed-soul singer at the time. Now, I play his album almost daily.

4) Being behind the barrier to a secured area had its benefits. We were one of the first to get lighted foam tubes. I even ended up with two. Not so cool…Getting nearly trampled against the barrier when people realized they were giving out free lighted foam tools.

5) The trampling mostly came from a group of annoying Indian men who must have thought diamonds were hidden inside these tubes or something, but they were mad aggressive about getting these tubes and were hording as many of them as possible. Not cool. Other fun people around us: Two well-behaved short Asian-Dutch girls by me. By Alan and the dumpster, some equally respectful revelrers around our age that pretty much ignored us until close to the countdown, when they offered Alan a glass of their leftover champagne. It was as if Alan was a stray dog being adopted from the pound after spending half his life living in a box. Alan grew a heart and learned the true meaning of Christmas that night.

It's not New Year's without GLOW TUBES!! Went well with the matching 2009 Santa hat from Paris. This was the only time Alan allowed me to wear it in public.

5) 20 seconds left until midnight, and some singer chick was still finishing up her glory note. They sure cut it close in Amsterdam. 3…2…1, FIREWORKS! Everywhere. Orgasm of fireworks is the only way I can describe it. Even shooting out of rotating globe spheres. Cue the Motown/Stevie Wonder medley. Crazy celebrations. This was as close to mass euphoria as I’ll probably ever feel. I don’t get out much, after all.

6) 20 seconds after the awesome Motown/Stevie Wonder medley…things get a little dicey. They ended the concert rather abruptly, and the announcement came on to get out in a quick and orderly manner. Quite the killjoy. I looked around after singing my lungs out, and people were pretty much filing out of the tiny square, except for super drunk teenage boys, who were eye-ing that camera platform and barrier like it was the Berlin Wall. Shit was about to go down, time to run out of there. We made it back to the hotel, where Ezeibe was awaiting, and I only *nearly* lost a leg to a rogue firecracker, instead of actually losing one. Consider this night a success!

7) One more celebratory drink at the bar and it was time for bed. Goodnight Amsterdam!

This night would be best expressed in video, which is why my pictures are lacking. Don’t worry, keep with me until the end and I’ll get the videos up for you all to see.

This day got off to the roughest start ever. It pains me to even write about this day.

Just a fair warning, you can already throw this anecdote in the “How did these three even come back to the States in one piece?” pile. Let’s go through this chronologically.

Night before – We all get back fairly early, do some initial packing, and set the alarm for 5AM. The plan of action was to be packed, ready to leave by 5:30 and take the bus up to the Gare du Nord train station, where we would pick up our tickets and go to Amsterdam. Our main concern at the time was that Sick Ezeibe doesn’t oversleep.

5:00AM – We all begrudgingly wake up. I vividly remember Ezeibe wondering why we had to get up so early.

5:40 – We exit the apartment, fully satisfied that we are only 10 minutes off our plan.

5:45 – We get to the bus stop. Except the ticker says the next bus isn’t coming for 45 minutes. Shit.

5:50 – “Okay, let’s just take the metro. There seems to be other people with luggage going down” I says.

5:53 – I fail at getting both my luggage and myself through the turnstyle. I go and buy another metro coin and try again successfully.

5:55 – The next train doesn’t come for another 28 minutes. Shit fuck.

5:57 – For the first time, I look at my train confirmation sheet. I had it in my head that our train left at 6:40ish and boy were we cutting it close…the confirmation email said our train actually leaves at 6:24. FUUUUCCCCKKKK!!!

6:00 – Panic sets in. We decide to take a taxi. I just paid for two metro coins for nothing.

6:02 – We get in taxi.

6:05 – Our taxi could not be going any slower. I want to kill myself.

6:15 – After the longest 10 minutes of our lives, we arrive. We quickly pay the driver (who really drove less than 2 miles) and all dart into the station. We get to the gate and see our train. Shit, we still need our tickets.

6:16 – I start walking quickly over to the help booth. Alan tells me to run. I ask the lady, who clearly was still setting up and hadn’t started her day where I can purchase tickets. She points me to the ticket machine.

6:17 – I’m now at the ticket machine. It tells me to put in my credit card. It doesn’t recognize or read my card. I try a few more times hoping for a different result like an idiot. I press every button on that screen. Still no ticket. Technology is failing me.

6:18 – I spot the line at the ticket booth. It’s about 5 people deep. Our train leaves in 5 minutes. But I’m out of options. I wait in line, hoping to die.

6:20 – One couple is monopolizing one of the agents. I want to throw a shoe at them, George Bush style. The other two agents seem to be going through their customers at a snails pace.

6:22 – “Well, of course it didn’t read your card. Our ticket machines don’t recognize US cards” – The teller tells me. Okay, whatever lady, just print out my tickets.

6:23 – I get the tickets. I start running. Our train leaves in…one minute. Ezeibe and Alan spot me running and take off as well. Now, they were at the gate, but unfortunately, our 2nd class entrance was actually SEVERAL dozen cars down from where the train ended. Oh…I should also back up a bit.

So of the little shops along the street where we got our bread each morning was one devoted to luggage, coincidentally enough. The day before, I was finally able to replace my torn up suitcase. The shopkeeper didn’t speak great English at all. When I attempted to ask if there was anything bigger than the bag I was holding, he gave me a discount. I immediately bought the suitcase I was holding. I still paid a good 50euros for a questionable and ordinary bag, but like all good dupes, I left the store feeling good I “haggled” the price down. And hey, the bag lasted the rest of the trip, even with my continued abuse of overpacking.

So back to present moment, I had run off to catch the train, ignoring any all possessions and travelers not attached to me. This left Alan to carry my overpacked suitcase that I had disregarded…in addition to his giant suitcase. Essentially, Alan did a 200 yard sprint with 75 pounds of extra weight. If anyone asked me what the most selfish thing I’ve ever done, I will tell you it was this moment.

There’s a good ending to this story. We did catch the train. The second the three of us got in, the doors closed literally 5 seconds later and the train was off. Unfortunately, poor Alan nearly died of cardiac arrest. Sick Ezeibe also sprinted 200 yards with his two bags and heavy sinuses as well. If you want to break it down, I had a slightly stressful but oddly invigorating morning jog. Ezeibe and Alan essentially ran a linebacker drill at 6 in the morning. And because I’m a douche who can’t pick up on unspoken signals, the minute we got in, I made some ridiculous comment in jest to the effect of “At least we didn’t waste any time just sitting here waiting to leave” that really, should’ve costed me my life. Alan claims this was a rather life-changing experience that will make him reconsider all his material belongings and material lifestyle.

We make it to Amsterdam, and again, our lack of preparation bites us in the ass when I realize we have no idea where our hotel is other than “It’s right by the train station.” A little bit of help from very cute Dutch girls, and we make it in. I fall in love with the receptionist, Famke, a cute Dutch girl with short blonde hair and a magnetic smile who said she was here to serve me. That’s the fluttering of my heart you’re hearing. She said it with a Dutch-English accent that made it seem like she had a bit of a lisp. I would find this sexy in all Dutch girls who attempted to speak English to me.

So we spent the rest of the day (and really, all of this took place before 11AM, if you can believe it) getting our bearings around Amsterdam.

Cool Things About the rest of the day
- European “frites” are the best fries you will ever taste. They are 10x more tastier with a tiny tasting fork. For the next four days, I had a batch from a roadside stand daily.
- Canals are awesome.

Picture perfect

Does the boat come with the house?

- Plenty of English speaking tourists and locals.
- Finally out of a cramped apartment and into a luxurious hotel.
- Ezeibe and Alan decided to take a nap in the afternoon to recover from the morning mayhem. I had such a good hour of zen at the cafe attached to the hotel, just drinking Heineken at 3 in the afternoon by myself watching people freeze their asses off outside.

All I need for travel.

- Hotel Concierge dude (Super Mario, as I called him) recommended a really good Dutch restaurant. We discovered Dutch cuisine is just American comfort food (beef stew, chicken, etc.).

Not-So-Cool Things
- Alan keeps us wandering for hours in the cold because he can’t navigate a horseshoe shaped city with just one of those ambiguous tourist maps. Magellan, he is not.
- It took us FOREVER to find a restaurant for lunch. We were clearly all hungry, but there was an excuse to NOT eat at every place we visited. The cafe we ended up at was my idea, but we literally walked in, walked out because we got confused because it was busy, walked around another 2 blocks arguing, and then walked back in to the very same restaurant. I had a great pint of beer here though. I wish I had gotten the name.
- In trying to ask the concierge for dinner recommendations, I first had to put up with two really annoying, snobby women from New York City/Jersey women. They could’ve been cast members out of The Real Housewives of NYC.

Downright Disasters
- Re-read the part where we didn’t almost make it to Amsterdam.

There is plenty more to say about Amsterdam, but I’ll save it for Day 14′s post.

I had to answer these questions to figure out myself, in hopes that it will ground or inspire me to think up some ideas for my eventual thesis topic.

Who am I?

I joined this university and am pursuing this degree as a left-brained individual who is trying to re-invigorate his right-brain.

In general, I’m an independent Gen Y’er who tries to pursue his passions and interests as he finds them. I don’t feel that I’m horribly creative, but I desperately want to be. I’m a logical guy working a logical job (IT) and following a sensible career and life path. But, I dream of bigger things, and being greater than I currently am. A stronger sense of creativity will get me there.

What do I want to say?

Before I can say anything, I very much need to find my voice first. For now, I take inspiration and words from others that I admire or respect. In time, I hope some life experiences give me the story or message that I feel I’m meant to tell. If I have one already, I haven’t realized it yet.

What do I want to learn?

I want to learn everything. There isn’t much that doesn’t interest me enough to at least look up on wikipedia. I live each day to take in new experiences and new information. I aspire to be a Renaissance Man and a jack-of-all-trades.

What am I realistically capable of?

My strengths are in my technical skills. I can pick up new technology and new programming languages. I’m a big dreamer and relentless researcher.

My weaknesses are in execution. I procrastinate and don’t manage my time as wisely as I should. For this project, I need to limit my ideas to something that is doable within the confines of my full-time job and busy schedule without compromising quality, content, and learning opportunities.

What do I love?

I love new technologies. I love being in the know. I may tell you otherwise, but I love keeping busy. I love to travel and experience new things. I love mixing things up and not following the same routine all the time. I love animals, music, and reality television.

Where do I want to be in 10 years?

This is always such a difficult question to answer. My mind would say to just be lounging in a big, modern house by the beach, with the sounds of the waves always within earshot and warm, temperate climate year round. But I could find that now, and in my heart, I know I wouldn’t be content with that lifestyle for a long period of time. In 10 years, I want to stop helping myself as much and start helping others more. I’m a fortunate individual even today, but I don’t do enough (even today) to help those in less fortunate situations. I want to be successful in my career by being valuable and a leader in whatever I’m doing. I don’t ever want to stop working hard and learning. I want to have traveled the world and seen every continent by then. Maybe I’ll end up relocating to another continent. I miss city life horribly and would love to at least be in the city.

I’m getting an art degree, y’all. I’m at the point of no return. I have to start my thesis. I’m taking a class this semester devoted to conceiving a brilliant thesis proposal to present at the end of the semester. Throughout the semester, I’m supposed to chronicle my progress in a journal.

Since no one reads this blog anyways, why create a new blog for my thesis project journal? I’ll throw it all in here so my one random reader every two months can see how little artistic and design talent I possess. I’m scratching my head how anything I come up with will be worthy of a Masters in Fine Arts in Computer Arts New Media. But hey, too late to turn back now.

P.S. Yes, the “Long Overdue Vacation” series will finish as well. I’m not giving up yet. I figure I have until February 3rd (exactly one month from when we returned) to document the rest of the trip before it all goes irrelevant. There’s Amsterdam, Brussels, and lots of video I’ve been too scared to even look at let alone edit and post. But it will happen.

We made plenty of bad decisions throughout the trip, but today’s itinerary might have taken the cake. It was our last day in Paris, and none of us had gotten anything for the people back home yet (Confession, in Barcelona, we got all our souvenirs at the Girona airport as we were waiting to board for France). Since we pretty much checked off our must-see list and then some in the past week, all we had left to do was shop. Ezeibe was still recovering, so I decided to go with Alan to Galeries Lafayette, which was a few bus stops from our apartment.

This was a horrible idea, to go to the biggest, most luxurious shopping complex in Paris only a few days after Christmas. We should have learned our lesson at the Champs l’Elysee a few days ago, where the sidewalk was overflowing with shoppers. The sidewalks were twice as small, and the crowds were ten times bigger. It was a mess.

Somewhat undeterred, we ducked into Galeries Lafayette to find the food section. There was some type of butter my family wanted that I never did find, but the food part of this mega-store was out of control. Imagine a Whole Foods in a department store, but the selection is fancier. It’s true, there’s a fancier grocery store out there than Whole Foods, and it’s in Paris. This place had an aisle devoted to gourmet jams, multiple chocolate and dessert kiosks, and a spice aisle that was neverending. Aisles devoted to just olive oil. It was crazy. It seemed to have every type of butter made in France EXCEPT the one I was looking for. I won’t hold it against them, the food section was amazing. I got lost multiple times trying to find Alan amongst all the food and ingredients. There were multiple mini-restaurants where you can sit down and just eat the food from the kiosks around you: sushi, chocolate, bread, meat, everything. Then I found Alan together we proceeded to get lost and claustrophobic in the rest of the store. Again, this was a bad day for two dudes to attempt shopping. Some notes in our journey:
- This place was selling some high end fashion. I don’t know how you women do it, but I could never pay that much for a LV bag.
- There was an art gallery in the department store. Because why not?
- You know at the mall how you can look up from the ground floor and see everyone shopping about on the other floors? Imagine a department store the size of a mall with the same effect and you have Galeries Lafayette.I felt like I was in the middle of an ant hill, except the ant hill is made out of gold.

After that, Alan and I quickly retreated home very exhausted, shell-shocked, and unfortunately, a bit empty-handed. Ezeibe was in a chippier mood, as he was heading off to dinner with a friend from work who just happened to live in Paris. Whatever Ezeibe.

Since it was back to my day, I made the decision to go eat by the Latin Quarter, as it was one of the main districts/neighborhoods we kind of ignored thus far. This would give us at least a passing glance of Notre Dame as well. Alan decided on a vegetarian restaurant closeby to the cathedral. Before you accuse of being all yuppy, this place was divine. I don’t even like tomatoes, but I downed my entree which was a tofu stuffed tomato. This was some pretty spectacular food and it was a full three course fancy meal for only 17 euros. While we kind of missed the mark most of the other days of the week, at least our first and last dinner were exciting, affordable, and memorably delicious. This restaurant nearly made me want to convert to vegetarian. The only not-so-cool thing about this restaurant was that it was again tiny, and very, very, intimate. You would think this place was couples-only, as there were only couples and seating for two per table. This made Alan and I extremely uncomfortable. A nice restaurant and ambiance to take a girlfriend, certainly not a dude friend.

No real pictures from today, except for Notre Dame Cathedral. I thought this was a pretty good nightshot.

The Latin Quarter was as expected. Just lots of narrow alleys and streets full of restaurants and souvenirs. As we strolled the streets, Alan and I were happy we decided on a restaurant and ate dinner before going into the Latin Quarter, because we would’ve wandered aimlessly and passive aggressively for DAYS in that area trying to find the right restaurant. We were prepared for the pushy restauranteurs because of the practice from the pushy sex shop owners the night before.

Notre Dame was still pretty awesome. We couldn’t go in or anything as it was already closed, but we got our requisite blurry night shows of the place.

Other than that, we retired early that night. Alan and I, rather than being sensible and buy nice wine from Galeries Lafayette, decided to stop in the only open bodega nearby our apartment and buy some cheap bottles of wine to bring back home.

So looking back at what I just wrote on how we spent the day, I just realized I totally had a full-on date with Alan…That’s kind of uncomfortable to think about.

And dick never did call me back. I thought we had a connection too…

God, you’re probably tired of hearing about Paris. As travelers, we were getting tired of Paris ourselves. But there was still plenty to do in this city. Ezeibe was still taking it easy for most of the day.

The Good Surprises:
- Museum du jour was Rodin. I was pleasantly surprised at this small museum. All we knew was that The Thinker was there. Wiser from yesterday’s ordeal, we made sure to hit the museum early. While we didn’t have to wait in much of a line, our plan backfired when half of the museum was actually an outdoor sculpture garden. And yes, we froze our asses off. Nevertheless, the gardens were pretty, had sculptures, and lacked any vegetables or bees that can sting you. Just the way I like it.

Probably due to the cold and early morning, but all the sculptures were pretty much alone for us to admire. There was maybe only three or four other people with us at The Thinker, Rodin’s most recognized sculpture. I got to admire a masterpiece up close, without 20 million cameras and tourists surrounding it. That was pretty breathtaking for me, and a moment I had been yearning to have at each museum since the Louvre.

The rest of the museum was pretty cool too and gave a good glimpse into how Rodin created his sculptures. In hindsight, I probably should have done the museum first where it went over Rodin’s process and drafts of some his most famous works, and then seen the final products out in the sculpture garden. When we left, the line to get in and crowds were definitely building. A pat on our back for finally being smart and planning ahead.

He's not thinking, he's silently judging me...

All the single ladies...wuh oh oh...

- Sunday Brunch. Now hungry and with no other options for blocks around, we settled on the cafe restaurant right across the street from the Rodin museum. It was bound to be a pricey disappointment, but we were again pleasantly surprised. The prices were not unreasonable at all, I had an amazing potato and ham omelette for Sunday brunch. Our waiter was the surliest, stereotypically French waiter we had ever met. Upon entering the restaurant, he made some sarcastic comment in French that was clearly mocking the two American tourists who just walked in the door and his waiter buddies all har-har’ed at the sight of us. This oddly felt inviting.

- Hotel des Invalides. We kind of went here on a whim because the Rodin museum didn’t take up much time and we still had the entire afternoon to kill. It was just down the road from Rodin Museum and it had Napoleon’s tomb. And you know how we feel about dead people. What we didn’t expect was that the Hotel des Invalides included an overwhelmingly comprehensive war museum and a medieval history museum to boot. What we thought was an hour-long distraction turned out to be five-hour French Military class. 10 things I learned:
1) For what is assumed to be a very small guy, Napoleon sure has a big ass tomb.
2) Note to self: Get buried in a mausoleum after death.
3) If I had more of an attention span and patience for crowds, I would’ve read the description of the 60+ letters in order written to get an account of Napoleon’s personal life and his military strategies. Can you believe at one time, people communicated and fought wars through written correspondences?
4) It still feels weird to be snapping tourist pictures in front of a tomb. It didn’t stop me, but I’m just saying.
5) World War I and World War II were some pretty devastating wars for the Europeans.
6) I didn’t realize Risk was as true to life until I saw the military museum and their visuals on major World War battles.
7) The French have a very different history of the World Wars than the Americans. For example, Pearl Harbor and the Holocaust are just notable footnotes in their history. But the invasion of Paris, invasion of Normandy, or African colonialism…don’t get me started.
The Hotel des Invalides have a ton of suits of armor. Weapons too.
9) I have no idea why the three-barrel split hunting gun (three gun barrels pointing at different angles) disappeared. Because that was a fuckin’ hardcore gun.
10) Gun existed way further back than I expected. Medieval times. Why use arrows and crossbows then?

Whatever could they be looking down upon?...

The tomb of Napoleon!

Alan looks for ways to kill me...

Two guards in a glass box. How this helps keep the place safe, I don't know. Plus, what happens if one of them farts? Instant death.

- Baby bottle bar! The name of the bar is actually Zero de Conduite, but it’s real name is “Awesome Hipster Bar for People Who Want to be Five Again.” It’s run by a pretty mellow dude, and the bar, like all places in Paris, was tiny. It draws a mostly college/university crowd. All the drinks were cartoon or comic book characters and you were given a whiteboard to DRAW your drink requests. I drew Babar (an elephant face), Aladdin (a stick figure on a magic carpet with genie), and Nemo (a generic fish, circle plus triangle for tail). So our drinks came in baby bottles. And to top off the cake of awesomeness, you play games while you drink! We were given Uno. I think we messed up the rules, because it took forever for one of us to win. I didn’t win, so it’s not worth mentioning who did.

A toast with the big babies.

- Crepes! We had one drink at the baby bottle bar (see bad surprises for why) and went to eat crepes at a restaurant next door. Ezeibe and I were craving them. Alan had given up on being disagreeable. The crepe place was really good. They had a mixture of both dessert crepes and dinner/breakfast crepes. All equally appetizing. We ate as the restaurant was closing. It was a quiet end to the night…

- Paris Red Light District. …except for Alan and I, our night didn’t end there! You know the clubs we were looking for by our apartment? Well, we happened upon them this night, and then realized, those clubs and bars made up the Red Light district of Paris. That’s also where the Moulin Rouge is. We were harassed by strip club peddlers trying to get us to enter. What was odd (and really, it shouldn’t be), but there were a lot of regular couples, middle-aged, that were just casually strolling down this strip of road, entering and shopping at the various sex shops. It’s like catching your mom and dad here, it’s awkward to even witness it. It was getting to the dicey part of the night, so we just did our passive-aggressive “Where should we go” walk around the area and decided to just call it a night. The Red Light District wasn’t quite our vibe, I guess (their vibe being sexy, hip, and club-banging. Our vibe being lame, beer, and anti-social).

The Bad Surprises:
- It was Alan’s day for picking dinner. If you thought Ezeibe’s dinner choices were questionable, Cheapskate Alan wanted a homemade pasta dinner. As with everything we do, this was easier said than done. All the markets and shops were again closed because it was already Sunday evening, including the grocery stores. So we went to a bodega at the corner of our street at the end of our day and ran into Ezeibe who had hobbled out of bed to buy some more tissues. And together, we bought a box of thin spaghetti. Nothing else. So for dinner, we had a plate of spaghetti and olive oil. Because although we talk a big game about a luxurious vacation, we’re all just starving college students at heart.

- Unfortunately, when you’re already having cocktails with low’ish alcoholic content, sucking it out of a baby bottle isn’t conducive to getting drunk. Someone should’ve warned us.

- My karaoke bar…we found it in the Red Light District! I’d been researching it all week. Unfortunately, at midnight, it was sparsely populated with a kind of sad mix of middle-aged folks with a crazy ass white woman singing on stage. Unfortunately, not the type of crowd I was shooting for. But for the record, I would’ve still joined had Alan not talked me out of it.

Our bread today was poor quality. We woke up too late and all the local shops and bakeries had closed down. We had to settle for supermarket baguettes, which was kind of hard and crunchy like Shaw’s brand baguettes. Not fresh, warm, and soft. Except a Shaw’s brand baguette in France is still 10x tastier than a Shaw’s brand baguette in the US.

Ezeibe was mostly out of commission today. Poor guy tossed, turned, and moaned all night in his sleep. Waking up and hearing him struggle to breathe in his sleep was somewhere between fascinating and horrifying. With Ezeibe still in bed fighting the bug, Alan and I did what good friends do…we left him alone all day. Sickness during a trip is kind of an awful thing. It’s also inevitable. One person always falls ill when traveling in a group of more than two people for some reason. There are a lot of ways travelers deal with “the sick one,” none of them convenient or less awkward from the other. Leaving Ezeibe at home seemed to be the most mutually agreeable option. Ezeibe was getting tired of our museum obsession. Alan and I were tired of Ezeibe’s complaining of the cold and walking too much. Plus, Ezeibe was content being glued to his internet and phone. So hey, to each his own. I guess everyone was happy, except maybe Alan, who was still stuck with me all day.

So our museum du jour was the Musee d’Orsay. We had a rough start to this museum. Our day started late which meant we got to the museum during peak tourist hours. Unfortunately, the security lines for the Orsay are not quite as efficient as the Louvre. Alan and I waited a good 45 minutes outside in the freezing cold to even get into the building. Worse for me, there was a school group of Japanese tourist children one row behind us. Japanese tourist children are one level up in the irritating scale from Japanese tourist families, just slightly below the worst of all evils, Japanese tourist teenagers. I couldn’t fathom why they had to take pictures of themselves throughout the entire wait in line outside in the freaking cold. There was a separate, shorter line for groups, I don’t know why they were in our ticket line. I nearly popped a vein on my forehead every time we were adjacent to them in the queue. I wish I could’ve punched the chaperone or something to lower my anxiety and blood pressure. Sorry to make you uncomfortable with my race-hating rant, I just had to get that off my chest.

Me amongst the Japanese-tourist-children posse. Don't get it twisted, that's the smile of a psychopath who has been pushed too far.

Musee d’Orsay was Alan’s and my favorite art museum of the bunch we visited. First, the museum was a former train station, which is inherently cool. Second, the art is much more relatable. The art in the Louvre is far too biblical and academic for the normal person. And modern art pretty goes over the head of everyone as well. Orsay holds art between mid-19th to mid-20th century art, which includes the Realism, Romanticism, Impressionism, and Naturalism movements. Essentially, the time period where everyone chucked out the Bible but before they started painting surrealist, whatever-pops-up-in-my-disturbing-dreams phase. The Impressionism wing is worth the price of admission. Any Impressionist painting or poster that hangs in your house is probably in that museum (mine is Monet’s Nympheas).

So cold outside, even the polar bears went indoors.

The main area of the museum. The exhibit rooms were along the side.

The clock that sits on top of the Orsay museum. A really cool view

When we were done with that, we went back to the apartment to grab Ezeibe for dinner. Since he was in the apartment all day and was sick, we decided it should be his day to pick the restaurant we would go to. And that’s how we ended back in Japantown, sitting on stools eating Udon noodles in the corner window of a tiny hole-in-the-wall noodle restaurant. I’d rather not say any more.

Alan and I still had some juice in us after dinner. After about nine days being lame, it was about time we went out for some drinks. Alan’s girlfriend had recommended a bar where you drink out of baby bottles. Good enough hook for me, so off we went to the quiet 6th district. If I ever move to Paris, I am living in this neighborhood. This place was hipster central. We wandered a bit trying to find the bar. Unfortunately, when we found it, baby bottle bar wasn’t taking walk-ins (more on that tomorrow). Luckily, there were plenty of other decent looking cafes and bars in the neighborhood. First, we stopped in a Taschen bookstore, which is the very definition of a hipster bookstore. You may be thinking, aren’t bookstores by nature hipster? Apparently, not quite. It was amazing that this place was open at 10:30 at night. I guess they have these in the major cities in the States as well, but this was my first experience in it. I contemplated dropping 100+ euros for the Big Book of Breasts.

We went to a hipster lounge called Cafe Jade. It was a really well-designed interior, with names of famous people decorated all over the walls. There was a DJ playing techno music and plenty of cute college girls all having girly drinks. The beers we had were kind of pricey (my hipster wanna-be downfall), and I think the ambiance made Alan more uncomfortable than he led on.

Hipster bar! I mean, Oscar Wilde is tagged on the wall. You can't get more hipster than that.

We had one drink, took in the atmosphere and caught the metro back to our area before the last train ran. We figured we’d just drink by the Montmartre area where we had seen some nice cafes and bars earlier in our trip. The issue was we made some poor navigational decisions and ended up nowhere close to the nightlife. We gave up and went back to the apartment and called it night.

A somewhat forgettable day in the grand scheme of the trip, so thank god for writing this all down.