If you’re a white friend of mine…
Posted in Nerd Stuff on February 23rd, 2008 by Mike Nguyen – Be the first to comment…I totally think all of these things of you.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/
Some of my favorites from the front page:
#72 Study Abroad:
If you studied in Africa, it is usually a good idea to keep it quiet, it will remind white people that they were too scared to go and they will feel bad. Use this only in emergencies.
#63 Expensive Sandwiches:
If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.
#61 Bicycles:
A good place to find white people on a Saturday is at a Bike Shop. Bike shops are almost entirely staffed and patronized by white people!
#60 Toyota Prius
The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.
#48 Whole Foods
White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase.