I can never stay up late ever again…
Posted in Television on December 30th, 2005 by Mike Nguyen – 1 Comment
So, I just spent my Friday night watching a whole marathon of Most Haunted on the Travel Channel, the scariest fuckin’ show on TV. It’s a British series, where a group of ghost hunters try to prove the paranormal exist. There’s a historian, an easily-freaked-out host, a few psychics (the main one and my favorite being Derek Acorah, pictured), and a group of paranormal investigators.
The show scares the shit out of me, I don’t know how those people do it. The lesson I learn each time I watch this show is to never sleep over in an old British building. It seems like every freakin house, castle, prison, nightclub, church in Britain is haunted, they’ve done 6 seasons of this already! A typical episode involves the history of the haunted building and its spirits, then a tour with Derek who’s given no previous information about the place (and he usually finds all the spirits and then some lurking about), and then its lights off…
And that’s when shit hits the fan folks! I could only bring myself to watch three episodes in a row, but in those episodes, Derek got possessed every time. A tv turned on by itself on camera. A ghost made a clock tower stop its clock on command. A creepy baby gurgling is picked up on an audio recording. Man, I can never be alone in my house ever again. Shit like this happens EVERY episode. I mean, if all you’re trying to prove is that paranormal activities exist, you should’ve stopped like 6 seasons ago!!! It’s so horribly frightening to me, but I keep watching because it’s entertaining as all heck.
There, I admit it. I’m envious that a 16yo guy can move well. I’m sure you’ve all seen his video “Run it.” I thought Usher was badass with his moves. If I could break it down like that, I’d get all the ladies. Which is why I secretly want to take a hip hop dance class. My issue is that there are just too many Asian peeps trying to act all black when they’re not. I don’t want to be labeled as that, because I AM black on the inside. I’m not posin’! Ferreal…
