Airing of Grievances 2010
Now is a good of time of any to share my built-up grudges and disappointments in the world and people around me. Happy Festivus, everyone!
- I turned 25 two weeks ago. That’s a pretty big deal. If you didn’t send me a text, IM, or Facebook wall post wishing me a Happy Birthday, I sort of have beef with you. You’ve been putting up with me for a quarter century now, you should know better.
- Speaking of which, I’m unjustifiably angry my quarter life crisis happened at 24.
- I still resent any friend who tell me New Haven is too far to come visit (ie. All my friends).
- Why is it taking me so long to finish blogging about Australia? I’ve already been to Ecuador…
- And on that point, why is everything in the US so expensive compared to Ecuador? I could get a three course dinner for $5 down there.
- Gas, auto loans, auto insurance, parking…anything car related that costs me money each month…IhateyouIhateyouIhateyou. And a big boo to my workplace for not being located next to a train station so I can get rid of these car related expenses.
- Kailey, please stop itching and licking yourself. Your skin allergies cost me too much in vet bills. You were cuter when you weren’t so expensive.
- I haven’t been to a Popeye’s or Sonic in about 6 months. And that upsets me greatly.
- Sketchy New Haven people, you kind of ruin the ambiance of this wonderful city and make me fear for my life whenever I walk downtown. This has lately forced me to use my car. And if you’re unsure why this upsets me, go back and reread 6.
- My room, it is still an ugly duckling where there is such amazing potential. If only I could afford nice things to spruce it up.
- And one extra to man it up. Year in and year out, no one even considers inviting me to join their fantasy football league. And then I spend all of football season sitting and staring at the ceiling while you a-holes talk fantasy at the dinner table, in the office, at happy hours and parties…basically 24/7. I WATCH SPORTS DAMNIT! And I would kick your ass in Fantasy Football/Hockey/whatever the hell sport you want if you actually let me play. Except baseball. I have no understanding of baseball, except I root for the Red Sox blindly. I hope you all lose terribly to some anonymous Yahoo! user.
Wow, that actually felt good to get out of my system. Hopefully this avoids a random fit of rage at Christmas dinner with the family, but who am I really kidding?