If you’re a white friend of mine…

…I totally think all of these things of you.
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Some of my favorites from the front page:

#72 Study Abroad:

If you studied in Africa, it is usually a good idea to keep it quiet, it will remind white people that they were too scared to go and they will feel bad. Use this only in emergencies.

#63 Expensive Sandwiches:

If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying “I know a great sandwich shop,” will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.

#61 Bicycles:

A good place to find white people on a Saturday is at a Bike Shop. Bike shops are almost entirely staffed and patronized by white people!

#60 Toyota Prius

The Prius might be the most perfect white product ever. It’s expensive, gives the idea that you are helping the environment, and requires no commitment/changes other than money.

#48 Whole Foods

White people need organic food to survive, and where they purchase this food is as important as what they purchase.